Thursday, April 16, 2009

WIBW-TV 13 Morning News: "Dozens of TEA Parties Held Across Kansas"

But we want to know:  "When will Hanna Montana get laid?" Bantering news sleuths cover 'flushable wipes', fetal cult worshipers and our nation of heroes
The former tentacle of the Stauffer family media monopoly, WIBW still caters to the immodestly  loud wing of the incestuous Kansas GOP.  Every charlatan peddling conservative reaction to the slight Democratic nationwide majority poured forth this last April 15th, as reported, the crowd estimates in the North Topeka tea party; 1500 around a post office. Among the superpatriots saluting each other; Sen. Sam Brownback, trophy husband to the late Oscar Stauffer's grand-daughter, Mary, he was eyeballed encouraging the largely working class crowd to "keep active" while Americans for Prosperity Derrick Sontag, hullabalooed ever more the capitalist road, ever more.  The WIBW 13 self-absorbed morning show hosts, Dave Johnson and Lindsay Shively serve an innocuous improv banter while reporting on distractions for the tongue talkers from the trailer parks, ever faithfully  advertised for the peasants where to go "After the Tea Party".  

Coming soon  my take on the former farmer's radio station, KLWN 1320am,  gone FOX news hunting.

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