INFOTAINMENT FLASH!
Sen. John "the ticking timebomb" McCain calls to cancel on David Letterman's late night talk show and announces to every corporate media whore in the world that he's suspending the campaign for a huddle up at the watering trough. The pig pen inside the DC Beltway is getting crowded as all our major league players decide how to spend our billions bailing out their buddies.
Wait Dear Readers! There's more oozing slime to ogle at in New York City!
Sen. John "the ticking timebomb" McCain calls to cancel on David Letterman's late night talk show and announces to every corporate media whore in the world that he's suspending the campaign for a huddle up at the watering trough. The pig pen inside the DC Beltway is getting crowded as all our major league players decide how to spend our billions bailing out their buddies.
Wait Dear Readers! There's more oozing slime to ogle at in New York City!
Senator Timebomb's nasal voiced running mate, Sarah "Barracuda" Palin, is preening for prime time paparazzi glam shots with the French president's Queen of Metallica at the United Nations. Who said cradling the brain dead won't get you anywhere? Work it Sarah fer all it's worth, go girl go!
Another "Perfect Double Tapered" turd is about to flop out on their game plans.
Yes folks, to use another ever faithful Kansan's words of wisdom, a "perfect double tapered" piece of excrement is what awaits our glittering glam rulers. Kansas City Royal's baseball king, George Brett, describes exactly what the swine at the top are feeling nowdays in all the steamy language fit for Podunk proletarian television.
Do I hear "George Brett for President", yet?
Watch the important news flash from him during warm-ups near the pitching mound with the Royals here. Ah yes, Dear Readers, this vid needs to be sent to our Dear Leaders as the Bushevik regime totters in their last sixty days.
Meanwhile back at the Ten Acres readers are flooding my mail box with inquiries and sneering alerts about everything from;
"How can we Kansans have been so stupid, for so long?" Click Kansas on the map at the jump here,
Also announcing today's "Emergency Rally to Stop the Bush Bail-out"
Or "Corporate Media Journalists Just Love Rich Guys" click here. Warren Buffet should retire and work as a $5.75/hour door greeter at his pillaging Nebraska Furniture Mart, just outside the soon to be extinct NASCAR Kansas City speedway.
And slap a "happy face" sticker on his shirt.
And BTW, can you hear that little voice inside Senator Timebomb's head?
He's having a flashback, to the bad old days, as Admiral "Billy Goat" stares down on him from above the wild blue yonder.
"When all else fails call in the napalm!"
"Roger that ..."
"And Gawd damn it! Stop the campaign, the peasant guerillas have caught us with our pants down, again! And it's running down all our legs."
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