Gee, this one must be about the many happy face Republicans out here in the Flyover Zone, out here "we is stoned" on Bob Dole selling viagra and keeping the grand-daughters off birth control (until they reach the age of 45). The primary elections are coming up, and since there is only one party in Kansas and nobody runs against them; our Republican mafia is flourishing with happy-face news, "things are great in Kansas."
Sen. Pat Roberts is filming his campaign commercials in nostalgic sepia through gauze and former Congressman Jim Ryun is running, again, across our television screens.
It's just wonderful out here. Quit complaining, it's peachie-keen and apple pie. Support the state highway anti-littering motto, "Kansas, Don't spoil it!"
Now get back in the $4 a gallon chain gang, shut-up and go to work for us, the rich. Isn't that why you want to be a Republican? Read about the Richest Americans and don't worry, in other states, some are Democrats, too!
Image hat tip: Oklahoma Wildflowers.
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