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Thursday, June 14, 2007
F-16s Respond to 'Hostile Takeover' Talk
Kansas City, MO: Fear, fear, fear - fingering the launch trigger here at home while flying over our farms and terrorizing our livestock. "A Nation of Heroes" goes beserk, once again. I encourage all military people to go out right now and rent, buy or steal Steven Speilberg's classic "over the top" but too-funny movie 1941 before you screw up, again.
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