Friday, April 06, 2007

ABC News: 'Strong Possibility' Gas Will Rise to $4

The Blue Barn posse bets that "once the bombs start to fall" gas will top $5/gallon before the summer and the price will float there for several weeks more before the Busheviks kick open the national petroleum reserves. Market stability? Nevermore, nevermore fellow petro-carbon fiends? The air force and navy target listings over Iran have been sent from the top at the White House, the areas to be obliterated, the impact areas determined with estimates of "collateral damages" and the devils may change them on the whim of a warm windy day.

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