Bush family remains pulled from DC swamp! Photograph!

BUSH CLAN RIVALRIES

PRE-DATE PROSTITUTION,

SLAVERY & DRUNKEN ORGIES?

• An archeological team, digging in Washington DC, has uncovered 10,000 year-old bones and fossil remains of what is believed to be the first politician.
• Leading scientists submit peer-reviewed papers that purport human remains will again refute "intelligent design" creationist theory.
• The muddied remains were carefully cleaned and assembled to recreate the outcome of the Bushevik's bastard bloodlines.
• Bush family fuming after fans out photo of first "missing link" thought to have created the last ancient Ice Age
• All before their current frat boy can soil the energy empire in blood and lead world over another climate cliff.

Hat tip to Wendell, "the Alabama Connection" and his friends for arranging this image.