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I'm already drunk with anticipation.... Boy I wonder what he'll say??!?!?
Oh I will drink. I will drink until I can't focus on the screen. In fact I have been drinking since today at noon in order to prepare.
Well, we worked and worked like little dwarfs ... and then we watched our king hold court.
He spake of gas, health care and sounded so sure ... and millions sat and drank in his words.
The dems lay down before the king's words ... tis war and oil and blood and little discord.
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