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Saturday, April 22, 2006
"No comment subject to an on-going investigation."
Mad King George’s fat Rat Terrier to stop yip – yapping to WH press pool.
(FCF FLASH) An understanding has been reached within the mucho divided White House! The Decider – in – Chief has accepted the rushed resignation of poor boy Press Secretary Scotty McClellan.
His parents were heralded as former fixtures at ye olde Bush Texas BBQs Scotty is according to Sidney Blumenthal “a flea on the windshield of history.”
He returns to Texas and his mom’s on – going campaign for governor according to this Guardian report.
King’s “Turd Blossom” – to die as noble warrior
Meanwhile cue ball Karl Rove, about to be pursued and charged with multiple counts by a Chicago prosecutor has decided to go out fighting in the 2006 elections.
Read Blumenthal’s latest at: http://tinyurl.com/s45tw
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