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Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Epiphanies among The Chosen
He’s finished with government, after a lot of prayer at the “War on Christianity Conference” he’s made up his mind and now he’s going to really enjoy himself. Presenting for your vision quest Hot Tub Tom. Cheers!
The “War on Christians” is booming with the dire warnings of Christians under seige on all sides, by the many forces of Evil – all to some sweet ‘n’ tangy Chain Store muzak. Shoppers, look for the Blue Light Specials at the end of the aisles!
Courtesy Randi Rhodes at Air America Radio.
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