Wednesday, January 11, 2006

GET RICH NOW!




To GET rich is glorious!
TIME FOR YOU TO GET RICH WITH ME!

Imagine a downline income stream that just keeps going and going!

Imagine TRUE FREEDOM on OUR GREAT AMERICAN HIGHWAYS!

I don't know if you've heard, but starting January 1, 2006 you will no longer be able to use a cell phone while driving in many states unless you have a "hands free" adapter.

Some living in other states, perhaps reading this, may have similar requirements.

The requirements have become part of our important Homeland Security, making travel on our great highways across this great land, America, safer from terrorists who no longer use cell phones.

I am an American and want to do my part in my country’s war effort against the terrorists who want to deprive all Americans, INCLUDING YOU, of our very way of life, and that means talking to whoever WE want whenever WE want wherever WE are.

If I want to talk to my relatives about the string bean casserole for the holiday meal, or to my poker buddies about what sport event to watch at next Monday night’s card party – I want them to know – at that moment.

It is ONE of the most IMPORTANT GOD GIVEN RIGHTS WE ENJOY AS AMERICANS.

There is a HUGE difference if we eat a boneless shoulder shank of HAM versus a more expensive “spiral – sliced” HAM on our many sagging bountiful holiday tables. It is our patriotic duty to SACRIFICE during times of NATIONAL CRISIS AND WAR and saving money on HAM during the holidays.

It is IMPORTANT to every AMERICAN driving a SUV on our Great American Interstate Highways today!

IT IS 100% AMERICAN TO GET RICH!
IT IS 100% AMERICAN TO TALK AND TALK AND TALK!
NOW IS THE TIME FOR YOU TO REALIZE YOUR DREAMS OF FINANCIAL WEALTH AND LUXURY!

All of us, as Americans, must protect our God – given right to talk to whoever we want, whenever we want, wherever we are and cell phone talk on our Great American Highways is part of the national defense facing our Homeland now under attack by the “evil – doers” as our President Bush called them.

HANDS FREE PHONE TALK IS THE WAY TO GET RICH!!
READ ON THE IMPORTANT INFORMATION ON HOW TO GET RICH!
A DOWN LINE THAT JUSTS KEEPS GROWING AND GROWING!!!

“Hands free” phone talking is part of our American way of life, and it is our patriotic duty to make travel in our homeland safe – FOR ALL AMERICANS, no matter; RACE, RELIGION or SEX.

If you agree with me, then read on about how YOU CAN GET RICH ON THE NEXT COMING WAVE OF BUSINESS TO SWEEP THIS GLORIOUS COUNTRY.

IT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MESSAGE YOU CAN READ WHILE EXPLORING THE WONDERFUL INTERNET TODAY IN AMERICA!!!

HOW MY IDEA MADE ME RICH, AND HOW YOU CAN GET RICH, TOO!

I heard about the new laws about “HANDS FREE” talk on my favorite Christian radio program while commuting on our Great American Highways and knew that millions of phone talkers would be ready to buy ANYTHING to keep talking in America.

If Pat Robertson and other God – fearing Americans can sell vitamins and exercise equipment; then WHY CAN’T WE BE RICH, like Rev. Pat and SO MANY OTHER AMERICANS, selling “HANDS FREE” phone kits to their friends, relatives and EVERYBODY in this wonderful country?

I began my critical investigation saving YOU time and money for this important INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME.

THE INVESTIGATION

I went to Radio Shack and they wanted $50.00 for a headset with a boom microphone for my cell phone.

I watched the television and they offered a similar headset for $19.95 with questionable results. I didn’t have the money after filling up my HUMMER’s gas tank, but I spent it on my charge card – knowing it could lead to THE INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME!!

There must be a better way to talk while driving on our Great American Interstate Highways.

I knew there had to be a better way to talk to my wife about her Islamic relatives “in the hood” or to my grandfather in his new trailer at the settlement in Israel while driving on our Great American Interstate Highways.

I called my Monday night football poker buddies, on the dangerous and unpatriotic cell phone, talking unsafely while HOLDING THE CELL PHONE IN MY HAND and driving my new HUMMER SUV with the other.

I had to find a better way, TO HELP AMERICA STAY STRONG!

I asked my poker friends where they shopped.

I drove to every shopping mall in my suburb.

I walked through every electronic boutique I could find on my route to work.

I tried my new HANDS FREE kit on every phone I could find.

I discovered that EVERY PHONE I TRIED IT ON – WORKED FLAWLESSLY!

MY DREAMS HAVE CAME TRUE – NOW YOU CAN MAKE MONEY FROM MY CAREFUL INVESTIGATION.

I have come up with an BETTER alternative, working an EXCLUSIVE AGREEMENT with a LARGE OFFICE SUPPLY FRANCHISE I implemented my business plan THAT COULD MAKE YOU RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!!!

THE DREAM, CREATING THE WEALTH ALL PATRIOTIC AMERICANS NEED!

I created the HOMELAND DEFENSE “HANDS FREE” phone kit.

THE HOMELAND DEFENSE “HANDS FREE” phone kit is the MOST IMPORTANT BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY OF YOUR LIFETIME.


These kits are compatible with any mobile phone and one size fits all.

I paid $.08 each in an up-line quantity order agreement with the original supplier of these quality headsets.

THAT’S RIGHT EIGHT CENTS EACH! A TREMENDOUS SAVINGS I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU – THE NEXT LEVEL OF ALL – AMERICAN ENTREPRENUERS traveling along the Great American Interstate Highway.

NOW IS THE TIME to start your new “HANDS FREE” PHONE KIT business, and start making the thousands of dollars that I am.

SINCE YOU WILL SOON be one of my first partners, joining in from the floor up, and living the life of EASY STREET selling these kits, I WANT YOU to START RIGHT NOW MAKING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS BY TELLING YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY, and I am selling these kits to you, my new partner for only $1.00/unit!!


ONE DOLLAR A KIT!

AN UNBELIVEABLE BARGAIN TO MY FELLOW PATRIOTIC AMERICANS!


HOMELAND DEFENSE NEEDS OUR HELP!


WHY NOT MAKE MONEY DOING IT?


THE CHOICE IS YOURS.

LIVE IN DEBT mortgaged to your trailer and SUV payments.

Or a LIFE OF WEALTH AND LUXURY with ME selling the NEW “HANDS FREE” PHONE KITS that I developed for MAXIMUM SALES.

THAT'S RIGHT ONE DOLLAR to you and any other 1st Tier contacts who you sign up in the next TWO WEEKS.

HURRY and sign up as many people as possible on this one-time offer. These headset kits usually last approximately one month and are biodegradable, unlike other handsfree headset kits which may fill up land fills across our Great American farmlands.

At this low, low price you can afford to sell each new customer a different headset each month.

AND BEST OF ALL, The units come in different colors and are TOTALLY ONE SIZE FITS ALL!

IMAGINE THE QUANTITY OF DOWNLINE ORDERS YOU WILL BE PLACING WITH ME, AND ALL THE MONEY YOU WILL BE MAKING!

THE WEALTH JUST KEEPS GROWING, ON AND ON!

Let me know HOW MANY you want to order at $1.00 each.


A DEMONSTRATION MODEL

THE NEW HOMELAND DEFENSE

"HANDS FREE" PHONE KIT

ORDER NOW!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow! I'll take two!!!

Anonymous said...

Mike - leave 2 for me at Sharrons and she will pay you out of the money in my account. I will try and remember to leave money for you monthly paper also.

Anonymous said...

Is there a wireless version of this. I cannot use this model you are presenting because I have my homeland security anti-terrorist visor on and this I think would interfere with it.