"Raise less corn and more hell!" We print shotgun journalism, use "bad grammar" whenever possible and write with a short fuse from our farm in North Jefferson County, Kansas. Our slogan: "Hayseeds and bovines, unite! Stampede the clutterfreaks! Life is short!" Email us at: bluebarnnewscentral@gmail.com
Monday, March 07, 2005
If you watch this man on television - you NEED the FIGHTIN' COCK FLYER!
PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE TV SCREEN, FEEL THE POWER?
NO, WELL HOW ABOUT SOME VITAMINS AND A BUTT BENDER?
He's selling vitamins and exercise machines and grubbing any bucks he can get out of your grand parents. Healing hands never had it so good during the "end times."
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