The Bush Campaign Phone Tree (Part Two)

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A proud Red Stater phones his Bush Poker Buddy.

"Yeah, yeah I herd Tom Ridge is werkin at Home Depot now. I know, wez goin' to have to go down dere and spend some of our social security refund down dhere. I know it, he wuz good for Dubyah! I know it, uh uh, yeah and we better lay up some duct tape fer the attack.

Naw, I ain't gettin' no bottled water, I use my plastic whiskey bottles fill'em up with tap water and make my own even if it tastes like rocket fuel. Yeah, Yeah ..... sure it saves money! Naw, I don't know whew is this new Intelligent Nerector is, uh? Niggerponte!? Oh, one of us, okay.

So this Niggerponte is making money in Iraq, too? Yeah, gewd, gewd - dem boys are gewin' to take care of us, yeah what goes around comes around. Yuck, Yuck .... I'd knowd it, when dhey say our social security refund check is comin'? I kint wait.