Saturday, December 29, 2012

This Can't Be Happening! Saturday High Noon today on RFK!

An anonymous Rooster Booster has informed us that during the recent White House Led Zeppelin concert all the guests had fortune cookies handed to them while "Whole Lotta Love" played.
Take a "Roof Hit" with Obama's High School Choom Gang!

The entire audience was heard whispering the message tucked inside each sugary wafer, gasping like the ancient dowager played by Maggie Smith had farted at the Downton Abbey dining table.

The message: RE: Fiscal Cliff  "Banality is a defense for being overwhelmed." - Michael Palin

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