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The entire audience was heard whispering the message tucked inside each sugary wafer, gasping like the ancient dowager played by Maggie Smith had farted at the Downton Abbey dining table.
The message: RE: Fiscal Cliff "Banality is a defense for being overwhelmed." - Michael Palin
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